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 This is where I’m supposed to do a bio. I like mad libs! I had Baby Ego help me out with this. We used up her entire vocabulary. This took a long time. You can play this at home.
No, kitty (salutation) , I’m Chris the Ego, I like to poo-poo, cookies, and Elmo (verb, noun, noun) . I love my job. It gives me the opportunity to more cookies (verb, whatever, she’s not even 2). If I wasn’t doing this, I would probably be working with apple juice (noun).
That didn’t work. Apple juice is delicious though.
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I love music, that’s why I’m here. If you want to talk about it, I’m always down.
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I talk to myself in a small room with a microphone, afternoons from 2 to 6.
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I love well produced walls of sound.
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I hate everyone else in a movie theater.
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I love sports teams with rich histories of losing.
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I hate people with really nice hair.
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I want a lawn so I can tell kids to get off it.
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I’m not actually a douchebag.
Hit me up via e-mail or twitter, and I’ll see you at a concert near you.
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